Mr. Montana

Mr. Montana is the man hiding inside of all violins. He eats the strings while you sleep so you're left pissed off in the morning because your strings magically broke.

"Bro, Mr. Montana must've ate my strings last night. "

"Mr. Montana, where are you?"

by unknowndiary September 28, 2017

Montana walnut

Gen Alpha. It means the other person is sus, trying to get

Come on, man. Just be yourself. It’s giving Montana walnut

by car air conditioning June 9, 2024

Montana missionary

Where a guy named gage/gaige gets sounded and pounded by two goth chicks with 13in strap ons

“Wow man I just had to goth chicks shove 13in strap one in my dick and ass Montana missionary style”-gage/gaige

by Sister do January 20, 2025

Montana Horrors RP

a roblox rp game that is filled with the shittiest rps ever (like 85 percent is shit)

dude 1: yo dude have u ever played Montana horrors rp

dude 2: yeah man! jake/hot/cool/demon/angel/god/powerful plays that game!

by Randomdude1223 July 17, 2023

Montana Dingo

Opposite of the G.O.A.T, the KC quarterback tried to act cool, but the defensive team could spot the Montana Dingo on the back side of his pants. They knew at the 2 minute warning he’d need a wardrobe change.

I think he pooped his pants. I can see the Montana Dingo.

The pressure is getting to him. That Montana Dingo is obvious.

by Dumpmonkey 10 January 30, 2022

montana

montana is a lesbian she likes to have sexual intercourse with other monkeys. she likes to threaten people hat she will fart in their faces and give them pinkeye. Once i saw her licks the pavement and fuck a pole. She wants that pole ushy gushy fr.

"dont be like montana"

by Kathy lover April 25, 2023

Montana

No fucking internet. But its a very beautiful state

Any data service ad: "we cover 90% of the US"
As i see the grey mass that is Montana

by FetusinVenus November 4, 2020