monica

bad ass motherfucker who can beat covid in 7 days and go to Barcelona

do you know monica?
yeah, i've heard she beat covid in 7 days.

by ape2021 October 11, 2021

Monica

Old cow

She’s a right Monica

by Harry, Monica’s son June 22, 2022

mongatard

Adj. A combination of Monga and Retard combined. Essentially a person of a lower life form who is so inept at things in general that they have an IQ lower than a Meadow Muffin.

Einstein is so incapable of doing anything correctly, that I now give him the title of Mongatard!!

That person is so stupid, he should be called a Mongatard!!

Mike likes it when I call Einstein a Mongatard!

by inept technician September 16, 2006

Monica

say it slowly

yo Monica get me milk

by pok2mon._• October 23, 2018

mongay

a poor slang term for a party - involving the consumption of alcohol, along with the participation in wholesome activities, i.e. boardgames, knitting, etc.

Do you want to come over to my house for a mongay? or ... Hey, let's have a mongay on Monday.

by FiddleFaddler January 18, 2011

Monica

A woman who will suck any dick under a desk

Hillary Clinton: I forgive my husband for having an affair with Monica

by kuskusqueen March 12, 2019

Monica

Monica is the type of girl to turn on her best friends. Monica is super fake and likes all her friends boyfriends. Monica is a hoe. There are good parts about Monica too though, for example she has the best perfumes to cover up her fish stink. Monica is very loveable but her true intentions will have you fuming.

“There goes Monica, hoeing around again”

by dat-bitch September 25, 2019