Montana missionary

Where a guy named gage/gaige gets sounded and pounded by two goth chicks with 13in strap ons

“Wow man I just had to goth chicks shove 13in strap one in my dick and ass Montana missionary style”-gage/gaige

by Sister do January 20, 2025

Tibetan Missionary

The act of fucking dead goat roadkill in missionary, a ritual among the Tibetan people. Often done as a token of good luck.

My father pulled over on the side off the road to do Tibetan missionary with the dead goat roadkill.

by Urban Dictionary Publishing March 1, 2025

feral missionary

when a man (WITH RABIES) pulls out at the last second, busts on the woman’s face and then scratches and/or bites her face with the semen still on it

greg: woah did you hear that samantha got rabies!
bob: yeah man, josh gave her feral missionary

by Gygoat Zeppeak May 4, 2025

duck mission

to go do a task usually given by another or one self to a task that was unknownlingy bougus

Tony sent me out on a duck mission to get candy bars knowing the store was closed

by N1gg4E November 11, 2025

three minute missionary

A person who is boring in bed.

"Harry is such a three minute missionary"

by Nozziee May 31, 2018

Hunt and bag mission

1. As literal as it sounds. You hunt an area with the intention of bringing a kill, trophy, haul, etc. back with you.

2. During a dating desperation, out of loneliness, making a trip to vegas, reno, or some destination with intent of bagging a spouse overnight.

3. Out of loneliness going to some destination for as many hookups as possible.

Jennifer power walked all of vegas on this hunt and bag mission. Poor girl came back to the hotel empty handed and no ring.

Everyone replied with "awww"

by Theamazinggeek January 19, 2019

On a mission

To traverse or move about in an inordinately quick manner.

1) Yo did you see that guy? He was walking like he was on a mission lmao

2) I was in and out of that store like I was on a mission!

by TJ8897651 March 22, 2021