Mini Muffins

Columbian Currency

I paid that columbian wench in mini muffins

by Jonny Mack March 24, 2004

Mini Ladd

Someone who actually did nothing wrong because he was 19 or 20 and sexted a 17 year old. He isnt a pedophile because they were both fully post pubescent.

Mini Ladd got a cute 17 year old when he was like 20, but the SJWs hate him for it.

by OneZapPomegranite October 13, 2021

Mini Village

A town with no lights. Used by no other than the infamous MCH

I moved to a town with no lights it was like a mini village.

by JPROC May 20, 2003

MiNi_BoB

kick ass CS veteran who can own any one in most games after he has had a little practice.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Mini Cooper S

Large small car with no space inside. Poor performing transmission allows tandems to overtake and holds up traffic whilst guzzling petrol. Usually driven by someone without a clue (that nicer cars exist, or how to drive)

"Wasn't that a Mini Cooper S we just passed" - one tandem rider to another

by Gav August 5, 2003

mini-Helen

A misunderstanding of the old scientist/techie joke that a millihelen is the amount of beauty needed to launch one ship. Milli- is the international scientific prefix for 1/1000. Most international units are named after someone -- watt for power, newton for force, ampere for current, and so on. Scientists, techs, and gears who work with those prefixes all the time often attach them to all sorts of made-up units. So a megahelen would be the beauty of a face that launched a billion ships (one million times one thousand) and a nanohelen would be the face that launched one millionth of a ship (one billionth times one thousand). Millihelen worked better a few decades ago when newspapers and TV news often carried stories about ship launchings, because usually the woman christening the ship launch was a First Lady, the Queen, or some senator or lord's wife (what nowadays we call a first wife, the one before the trophy wife), and thus a lizardy old bag that was only sort of recognizably female.

"That one's a mini-Helen."

"Unless she's a real cute midget, you mean she's got about a millihelen. Go back to chemistry class and stop getting your science from Star Trek reruns!"

by old lang guy September 8, 2006

mini tof

a person who eats a lot and is Tons Of Fun, but very skinny.

Erica is a mini tof compared to the real tof.

by p0odz April 19, 2007