Michigan Man

A Michigan Man is the quintessential embodiment of the principles of the U of M, to whit: Cheat, then lie, then play the victim, then say it was a loan wolf, then accuse the Conference when they bring enforcement action and initiate legal action to stop it, then say the cheating didn’t make a difference anyway, then attempt to destroy evidence, then drop the lawsuit like a hot potato when the Conference and the NCAA reveal evidence that a coach was involved and attempted to destroy evidence, then fire said coach for destroying evidence he shouldn’t have known about and which should not exist, then get rid of a troublesome booster who funded an operation which you allege never happened. These principles are embodied by only the greatest of Michigan Men.

That Harbaugh. He’s a Michigan Man through and through!

by Richard H Ball November 22, 2023

Michigan Cleaning

When a person (any gender) shoves their full arm into another persons ass and pulls out feces or diarrhea

austin:dude where is andy?
reggie:man i saw that he was getting a michigan cleaning

by koralreef June 1, 2022

Michigan Man

A person who is fully committed to the following credo:
Cheat.
Lie.
Play the victim.

Did you see the way he whined about getting sanctioned for cheating and destroying evidence? Now that is what I call a Michigan Man.

by Richard H Ball November 19, 2023

flint michigan water pipe

A variant of the gas pipe maneuver where instead of farting, the person shoots out diarrhea. Named for the town of Flint, Michigan, where the water is notoriously dirty.

Oliver got a flint michigan water pipe from his girlfriend last night.

by itssojoever May 1, 2024

Michigan McChicken

The Michigan McChicken is the act of having pleasure sexual intimacy with a McChicken, from the popular fast food chain McDonald's, then ejaculate inside the McChicken, and then giving it to a homeless man to feast on.

Anthony: Man im bored, Whats the move?

Joseph: Wanna go feed a homeless man a Michigan McChicken?

Anthony: Sure man! Lets also listen to Suicide Boys while fucking the McChicken!

Joseph: I was thinking the same thing! Lets go!

by kaji2k February 22, 2025

Michigan greeting

The ACT of throwing a fire bomb throug the Window of the new neighbours/ new rival establisment.

Somebody finally bougth the house next door, so i whent over en gave them a michigan greeting, when they were working in the yard I dident know they had a child in there. Oh well.

by Jallaballa November 29, 2020

Michigan Mudpuppy

Eating ass with a horseshoe chew of Grizzly Wintergreen in.

Maniac 1: Bro, I had a fat lipper of griz in when I ate that dirty girl's ass last night.
Maniac 2: Dude! You gave her a Michigan Mudpuppy!
Maniac 1: Hell Yeah!

by Maniac 3 May 13, 2024