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mess of crabs

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs
by red kong July 6, 2014
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No Mess

The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.
'Dude, I just took a shit the size of a house and.... NO MESS!... NO MESS!... WOO!'
by renstar July 19, 2015
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the mess

when someone is the problem in their own life.

disastrous, chaotic, possessed, insane and self destructive individual

can be used on it's own in exclamation or as an adjective.
"i texted my ex"
"girl you are the mess"

"i tboned a cop car"
"the mess"
by HYGRATIA December 17, 2022
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Mess

When something is cringe, that is your friend or a NSFW video on YouTube that has some Contant farms in it and it will make you say mess, mess is the slang word for what is life, should this YouTuber have a life?, or just downright stupid and probably shit
by Nolan thatch April 28, 2025
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Mess Junkie

Someone who goes out of their way to get negative attention like a crazy person
Did you see Anthony's double penetration video on Facebook. That guy is such a mess junkie he will do anything for you to look in his direction.
by 1Archetype August 5, 2018
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Mess Hall Haircut

The popular yet annoying, longer type hair on teen guys that comes down to chin level and flicks out at the bottom.
Mitchel Musso from Hannah Montana rocks a Mess Hall Haircut.
by Ryudomo August 30, 2010
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