Juiseppe Messes

Juiseppe Messes is a football player whos number is number 10 and played for the team FC Barca

Juiseppe Messes also known as Joseph for short is a professional football player who is friends with Jopert Rolando a well known football player

Juiseppe Messes was born on 24 June 1987 and he is of Italian and Spanish descent.

Juiseppe Messes played for the team FC Barca.

by comedy man January 09, 2023

Eton Mess

A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).

Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!

by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022

Captain Mess

A legend!

One who destroys little green soldiers!

Captain Mess, loved by all, respected by done!

by Captain Mess January 23, 2021

cummy mess

Like a bloody mess but with cum instead of blood.

Keep talking shit and I'll turn you into a cummy mess.

by kvm666 January 03, 2021

Minge mess

Slang term for when a lady has unexpected discharge

Oh no dear, I have to visit the loo, I’ve made a frightening minge mess.

by November 08, 2020

Mess Maker

Someone who repeats media narrative about the climate and environment, but doesn’t exhibit personal responsibility towards the environment; economic liability

The Mess Makers are yelling about carbon emissions on the bridge again honey

by Vancouverceo September 11, 2020

the mess

when someone is the problem in their own life.

disastrous, chaotic, possessed, insane and self destructive individual

can be used on it's own in exclamation or as an adjective.

"i texted my ex"
"girl you are the mess"

"i tboned a cop car"
"the mess"

by HYGRATIA December 18, 2022