Mashed my beans

When someone/something murks your good vibes to a point where there’s no more vibes to be murked

Bro, you really just mashed my beans!

by Michel Scottttt December 13, 2020

mash a floppy

When you have to bend your dick in half because no erection is achievable for insertion.

I had to mash a floppy last night. She couldn’t tell the difference.

by DLSXF13 October 14, 2022

[mash] a [brew]

get on a drink and cocaine session in bebington

"mash a brew!"(excl.)
"do you wanna mash a brew tonight?"
"eh-up lads,are we mashin'?"
"I saw the lads earlier,and they'd defo mashed one"

by bebington beaut. February 4, 2009

Mash

Shorter easier word for masturbation.
Mash the potatoes. Add gravy whenever you’re ready.

I had to go mash real quick

by chickfilasian June 21, 2022

Sausage and mash

An expression derived from the South-West region of England, particularly Devon. It refers to a large event or substantial amount of time that has passed.

"Jennie, do you remember the podcast episode we did about ghost witches?"
"No Kyle, I've had sausage and mash since then."

by ghoulclubfan November 15, 2022

Mash hound

Someone who has a voracious and insatiable appetite for mashed potatoes and could easily devour 5kg of mashed maris pipers until they see everything in a creamy white hue

Quarter pounder with cheese and a side of mash for the mash hound

by JE SUIS DAVE R0VEY November 20, 2021

Bone Mashing

Bone mashing is the act of using hard objects such as a rock or hammer to smash your jaw bones crushing them for them to heal stronger with the goal of achieving a sharper jawline. It is also commonly combined with mewing for the ultimate effect on a masculine face.

i was bone mashing with your mom last night

by Goon aster united March 19, 2024