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Mariah

She is beautiful and gets all the girls! She is beautiful just the way she is and if you don’t like it you can leave. She’s my best friend she never lets me down and I never let her down! I love her to death! And she knows that. She is really helpful and doesn’t care what people think about her! And yes she is lesbian and don’t you dare judge that either
Mariah is the best friend I ever had
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MARIAH

She is nice and caring but she broke my heart and said she didn’t love me or care about so now my heart is in a million pieces
Mariah said she loved me but starved me and kept my rightful from me. I had to steal them back.
by Okummmmbye_1 March 9, 2020
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Mariah Carey

a great singer. my sugar mommy who i gave kids to. honestly a beautiful human being though
tripletits: name a singer who has both ass and tits.

me: mariah carey.
by babiesheads June 10, 2020
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Marathon Pedophile

A breed of Pedophiles that attempts to argue and normalize pedophilia before eventually molesting you, thus amplifying the guilt you feel towards turning them in.
Person 1: "Yeah, he kept insisting societies outlook on pedophilia is unscientific and based on nonsense. He even tried to say that some girls are "mature" for their age and should decide for themselves".

Person 2: "Sounds like a Marathon Pedophile".
by bigchungus45 June 22, 2021
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pre-mariticide

The killing of one's future husband.
John had finally driven Mary to the point where she considered committing pre-mariticide.
by littlenightangel July 30, 2011
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2 minute marathon

Tryin' not to bust that nut within two minutes.
"Yo, that booty almost got me tutti frutti real quick, homegirl had me running the 2 minute marathon."
by lordfarkwad April 14, 2017
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Mariah Carey

A fat Burger obsessed screaming R&B whore, and famous cousin for Boomer from Left 4 Dead series
Fatty is famous only in the United States & again , well known for having countless flops all around the world.
Memoirs Of A Screaming Banshee is such a Flop Mariah Carey Album
by MiMi luv u long time ! October 15, 2010
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