The maria special

when your wife shits all over your sexy cock during anal

“whats that smell” “oh honey its just the maria special”

by raul navapipi June 2, 2019

Kimi and maria

Kimi and maria argue on whatsapp although in real life they barely know each other, when kimi leaves connie tries yo back kimi a little bit like a yesman/woman

Kimi and maria are arguing.

by A person from a group chat February 2, 2020

Crusty Maria

A Crusty Maria is a sexual act in which a man, firstly eats out an old vagina with a yeast infection and then kisses the girl thus transferring the 'crust'. Then the girl will give the man a blowjob, giving him that crust.

I was real hungry and horny so I asked her for a crusty maria.

by Hjmenne May 31, 2014

Maria Veronica

She’s one of a kind. She has more kindness in one hand than most people in their hole body. Strong, emphatic, artistic, creative and a true to herself. She’s here to change the life and vision of anyone and most people around her have their whole attention on her. You could be at war with anything but if she’s by your side you’ll feel peace no matter what because that’s what she is. The kind of person you wait for. She’s not a people’s pleaser, much more than that she just has a very human heart and doesn’t spend time trying to hide her feelings for others.

If you have one Maria Veronica in your life,

You should just feel very LUCKY.

Coquitoloco

Maria Veronica es un rayito de sol

by Terevidentes November 23, 2021

Maria-Mullet

A female with a mullet that believes it looks good and is in style.

The police chief will be in later to perm her Maria-Mullet .

by Soldier309 July 5, 2016

Maria-Clare

sexy lady

That girl, wow she was just a Maria-Clare wasn't she ?

by Foob16 January 16, 2014

Maria-Yamouna

Maria-Yamouna is the type of person who’s a bit freaky on the inside. She has a little obsession with sharting and pissing, and appreciates it when people call her stinky. She believes in normalizing walking around naked and loves sleeping naked. Be careful though cause she can turn a bit psycho at times and will scare you. Nevertheless she is so beautiful and hot, and is one of the most stylish and trendy people you’ll ever meet. She’s a giver and will always make you feel loved. Sometimes she doesn’t know when to shut up and can be very very loud. Lastly, she’s def a big wine lover.

Maria-Yamouna just sharted!
OMG Maria-Yamouna is so gorgeous.

by Maria-Yamouna November 22, 2021