Nair Mail

You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.

She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.

He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado

by HOSESLANGER June 10, 2024

Junk Mail

Obscure sexual act in which a mailbox slot is used as a glory hole

John: "Dude, i totally did a Junk Mail on Mary's house!"
Matt: "Haha that's a sick prank!"

by PolarTheBear April 20, 2011

Digital Junk Mail

Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM

Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

Maile

A diligent hard working boy who can play soccer and hopes to play for Man City

Maile is a good soccer player

by Black Messi September 12, 2022

Agree-mail

Email communication agreeing to everything, when you're wasted and should not be communicating with anyone.

Oh yeah, I got an agree-mail from him the other night, at 4am!

by And. July 19, 2018

p-mail

When you excuse yourself to use the bathroom and, while away, pause to check your e-mail.

What took you so long? I was on a p-mail break.

by JPK11 January 25, 2009

fe-mail address

A fake e-mail address used for blog sites, sweepstakes, and retail establishments that require an e-mail address to complete an entry

I just use my fe-mail address when I signed up on that one website. I'm not using my real email address and have my inbox full of spam

by mastertrainer1978 April 4, 2011