March 14

Hang out with your gf/bf/crush or best friend

It’s March 14th I have to hang out with my gf/bf/crush or best friend

by Mlcg1 March 12, 2022

march 9

International Kitty Day

If you don't give a lot of love to your kittens on March 9 they could bite you

by calicomold October 15, 2019

March 27th

National Gerard Way selfie day

Person 1: It’s March 27th, do you know what that means?

Person 2: It’s national Gerard Way selfie day!

by franksweenhand March 27, 2020

march 2nd

national make fun of your tall friend day

tall friend: ur so short
short friend: actually is march 2nd sasquatch

by duck 56538 March 2, 2022

Moonshine March

Whenever you stay up till nearly 4am every night in March getting shitfaced with your friends.

Person 1: Dude I hate Moonshine March my parents are kicking me out.
Person 2: Man that sucks, but sleep is for the weak.

by Axeawesome March 17, 2020

March 15th

March 15th is the day when you have to suck your boyfriends cock an than switch to riding him and for the finish suck him again!

“Hey, what day is today?”
“March 15th!”
“I have to go see my boyfriend!!!”

by titanusthethe March 15, 2021

March 1st

March 1st is where you can ask your partner to do anything as long as you’re shorter than them.

I asked my partner for a hug on March 1st since i’m shorter than them.

by 3z! February 20, 2022