keenge

To utterly destroy and annihilate any and everything...anyone and everyone...complete murder and destruction

If I don't get head from this girl soon, I'm going to keenge.

This kid said my sneakers were buns. I had to keengenment.

Your man tried to hit my L - he got keengenmented.

by MizzyPawt December 27, 2006

kleenex mansize

a man who is still justa boi, treating ladys bad,i.e ,shouting abuse at them infront of hes mates to look big, but really he isnt! and has a small box! and would need a tissue if she shouted back, or came close ,because hes really scared of her, because shes too much of a lady really

Boi shouts,"hey you sket, what are you looking at?"or "you skank",dirty rat"!!!lady just replys"shut up kleenex mansize"!!nuff sed and she walks off smiling!!

by mynameisnotearl January 25, 2009

kleengex

this is when the last two kleenex in the box stick together

"Don't worry, i have a kleenex for you. Mine was a kleengex.

by dennispt June 6, 2009

Keenered

When you recieve bad news via text message. Often done to avoid a conversation.cowardly

Lastnight I was going to meet a friend for some drinks. Then at the last minute I was keenered

by Phunkmaster P. October 28, 2009

Keen c cuss

means you are down to party with the boys

coming to the party bro? yea mate im keen c cuss

by yemen1 February 12, 2010

Keentone Lopah

A person, place, thing, or idea, that represents the very idea of fapping and humor combined; the only thing that can make masturbation a thing of humor and grossness.

Wild Keentone Lopah used cum!
Haaaa ew Ha ew... Pokemon is win but dude, really?

by BigBlackClock July 20, 2011

keeneying

having sex while a girl is performing a cartwheel

guy: dude last night i was keeneying the fuck outta this bitch
dude: no way?!?!? you guys fucked while she was cartwheeling?!?!?!

by KobeBean February 8, 2014