Couch Commando know it all

Person who plays militaristic fps all day while giving quotes on ranges of guns and whats possible in real life in military situations when he has not been in any military service. Couch commandos are usually very obese.

When I was playing online and complained about someone shooting me across the map the "couch commando know it all" than said it was possible and gave me the ballistics maximum range under a controlled environment and than said see its possible.

by ralphieG December 18, 2012

ya don't know nuthin' 'bout me

a way to say "you don't know nothing about me" or "you don't know anything about me". Used as a comeback to douche-y comments or rude gestures.

bob: "hey watup sistah? lets hang."
girl 1: "ya don't know nuthin' 'bout me."

girl 1: "i'm pretty much the best person here."
girl 2: "'cause ya don't know nuthin' bout me."

dude 2: *sticks tongue out.
girl 3: "you dont know nuthin' 'bout me, you loser."

by hashendonitsme April 28, 2013

I didn't know I was playing church league softball

A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011

Here is your bourbon and coke sir.

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was playing church league softball.

by Krynja August 20, 2013

i ont know

Common bastardization of the phrase, "I don't know"

I ont know why the cops keeping messing with me........

by dr. z October 6, 2016

The Babos know who the chabo is

German youth slang roughly translating to "we know who the boss is around here"

"Don't up the price on me now, the Babos know who the chabo is, buddy"

by Willie McGee August 24, 2016

you don't know my sandbox

Away to tell someone they don't know your space, or they don't know your business.

You don't know my sandbox.

by Jenn N Davin July 20, 2018

Do you know when we get out?

The most asked question in any highschool, ever.

"Hey." "Do you know when we get out?"

by Gingy of the Cosmos September 13, 2018