A dojo-kit is a dangerous being capable of offending 5 different people at once, sucking at every game/instrument/sport imaginable. Dojo-kit has a bush of a hair, and has so called ''friends'', he's ''friends'' are Some edgy kid and a meme squad to cheer him out of suiciding. The Dojo-kit (not dojokit or Dojokite) will try and be fake, pulling out his anti AISB gun to scare bureaucrats. fun fact his ''Anti AISB gun'' draws the attention of fellow commies and comrades to fight.
"wait who dat?"
"OH SHIT!
"Dojo-kit IS COMING FUCKING RUN!"
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
saying "DOJO KIT"is when you run a phrase to scare everybody and to confuse them so you make them fall for the trap
"OH SHIT!
"Dojo-kit IS COMING FUCKING RUN!"
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
saying "DOJO KIT"is when you run a phrase to scare everybody and to confuse them so you make them fall for the trap
by *"insert name here*" May 16, 2018
The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).
Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
by hjk89078 September 14, 2021
Kit Milligan
by hjk89078 September 13, 2021
Also known as 'dope kit.' Is a container where heroin and intravenous drug users keep their hypodermic needles ,cotton filters, dope, and other drug paraphernalia for easy portable access. A crank kit is usually fashioned out a toiletry kit, cigar box, small zipper pencil-case, or any other adequately sized container.
John: "Hey, Mike. You wanna shoot some heroin?"
Mike: "Sure, just give me a minute while I go get my crank-kit."
Mike: "Sure, just give me a minute while I go get my crank-kit."
by HAL-9000 Computer December 31, 2015