july 3

on july, the best and most handsome guy was born. it's a fact

Well Karen, my man's birthday is July 3.

by Dustl October 16, 2019

July 1

Hottest person alive hands down

-Hey were you born on July 1st

-Yeha why ?
-no wonder your so hot

by User126627272728 May 23, 2021

July 24

punch your younger/older sibling in the face

today is july 24 so I will punch you in the mouth

by LiableLamb July 24, 2021

No juul july

For the whole month of july boys and girls can not hit their juuls

Guy 1: Yo dude do you have your juul
Guy 2: No im participating in no juul july

by Big juuler November 4, 2019

July 31

The last day of the month July.

Today is July 31, the last day of July.

by SoulKitchen February 18, 2009

July 22

National stand up for yourself in the friend zone and bang that hoe day

Deshawn: bro did u do it

Dexter: ofc bro it’s July 22 I wasn’t letting that bitch friend zone me anymore

by Justanotherlady October 18, 2019

5 July

National Ask Your Crush Out Day
This day is the day where you can ask your crush out and not get judged.
Today is your chance.
SHOOT YOUR SHOT.

Guy:Bro its National Ask Your Crush Out Day!
Other Guy: Really?
Guy:Yeah,bro its 5 July you need to ask Stacy out today.
Other Guy:Yeah man

Skips 10 minutes

Other Guy:Hey Stacy I have a crush on you and I would like to know if you would go on a date with me?
Stacy:I also have a crush on you so yeah,let's go.

Different scenario:

Other Guy:Hey Stacy I have a crush on you and I would like to know if you would go on a date with me?
Stacy:Ew no but I'm not gonna judge you since its National Ask Your Crush Out Day.Hey,Atleast you shot your shot and no you atleast know.We can still be friends.

by PASSASSIN June 12, 2021