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july 3

on july, the best and most handsome guy was born. it's a fact
Well Karen, my man's birthday is July 3.
by Dustl October 16, 2019
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July 1

-Hey were you born on July 1st

-Yeha why ?
-no wonder your so hot
by User126627272728 May 23, 2021
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July 24

today is july 24 so I will punch you in the mouth
by LiableLamb July 24, 2021
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No juul july

For the whole month of july boys and girls can not hit their juuls
Guy 1: Yo dude do you have your juul
Guy 2: No im participating in no juul july
by Big juuler November 4, 2019
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July 31

The last day of the month July.
Today is July 31, the last day of July.
by SoulKitchen February 18, 2009
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July 22

Deshawn: bro did u do it

Dexter: ofc bro it’s July 22 I wasn’t letting that bitch friend zone me anymore
by Justanotherlady October 18, 2019
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5 July

National Ask Your Crush Out Day
This day is the day where you can ask your crush out and not get judged.
Today is your chance.
SHOOT YOUR SHOT.
Guy:Bro its National Ask Your Crush Out Day!
Other Guy: Really?
Guy:Yeah,bro its 5 July you need to ask Stacy out today.
Other Guy:Yeah man

Skips 10 minutes

Other Guy:Hey Stacy I have a crush on you and I would like to know if you would go on a date with me?
Stacy:I also have a crush on you so yeah,let's go.

Different scenario:

Other Guy:Hey Stacy I have a crush on you and I would like to know if you would go on a date with me?
Stacy:Ew no but I'm not gonna judge you since its National Ask Your Crush Out Day.Hey,Atleast you shot your shot and no you atleast know.We can still be friends.
by PASSASSIN June 12, 2021
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