Julian

A Julian is someone who wipes their ass after shitting but not enough to stop the stains from appearing when they pull up their pants, they will often procrastinate and do stuff like write definitions out on a community- driven website instead of their biology homework. They are obsessed with pop tarts but stay skinny and lost their virginity at age 12 due to lack of parental supervision at the family gathering.

-Friend 1: Hey why did you leave school early

-Friend 2: Julian was self- stimulating on my notebook again

by poop dollar tree October 13, 2020

Julian Araujo

Mexican football player

(who is also tiktok user eazycure’s bf real not fake)

“i love my bf julian araujo”
“ur definitely not delusional girl”

by haiiiiiii :3 August 2, 2023

Julian

Julian is a boy with curly hair that is shaped like a mushroom. You could pick up Julian and wet his hair and use him as a mop. He is a soccer person.

How is the floor so clean what the fuck. Oh Julian just came over.

by jubbyay July 20, 2022

Julian’s

A word for a pint of larger

Anyone fancy a couple Julian’s down the battle cruiser

by GearMan123 August 8, 2024

Julian

Julian is an amazing friend. He’s funny, cute, smart and literally perfect. He can sometimes be an asshole but you’ll always love him no matter what. He can also be a player sometimes but that doesn’t stop you for loving him unconditionally. Julian will always be there for you no matter what and loves to cuddle. He loves playing Minecraft and watch Netflix. Especially Brooklyn 99. Julian’s favorite color is usually blue. He has brown hair, blue eyes and he’s pretty tall. He can easily get aggressive and is really good at maths

Person 1: omg he’s so cute

Person 2: ikr it’s Julian

by iloveunicorns69 October 20, 2019

julian catalini

He is pretty shit at video games Tbh,Can be a try hard and a fag most of the time.He likes to say your autistic even though he is autistic.

"julian catalini is a fag" Friend: "ya he really is"

by God_of_Urban_ May 4, 2018

Julian P.

Julian is usually a name for a beta-male. He usually annoys everyone and kills every vibe within a 20 mile radius. He is the type of guy to drink the milk straight from the cow. He likes whale sperm and sweaty feet. He usually looks forward to buying cucumbers so he can tickle his rectum with it. Julian typically has a atrocious posture and has homosexual tendencies.

"MAN! DON'T BE LIKE JULIAN P.! OR YOU'RE WEIRD!"

by anonymous June 8, 2023