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Jose Gomez 

You see jose gomez that fuckboy
Jose Gomez by 35fgch March 4, 2015

San Jose Sharks 

A professional hockey team based in San Jose, California - the pride of hockey fans located in the Bay Area. They are part of the Pacific Division within the Western Conference.

While incredibly skilled up front, relatively large on the blue line and more than capable of competing in the NHL, half the team still feels the need to dive all over the ice in most every game they play, varying by the game's degree of importance. Devin Setoguchi and Joe Pavelski are the team's worst offenders in this regard.

While they have tended to dominate the Western Conference in the regular season for the past 5+ years, they succumb to an undeniably consistent tendency to choke in the Playoffs year after year.
420marleaurider420 - "YEAH!!! SAN JOSE SHARKS ARE IN THE WCF AGAIN! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sane, logical Sharks fan - "Can't wait to watch them choke again. Wonder how much they won't change the roster this offseason so they can go do it again next year."

jose garcia 

A kid that is bad at trickshotting. He is also in a shity clan called CyRo Sniping.
That Jose Garcia is bad at sniping.
jose garcia by SomeoneInCyRo April 20, 2014

jose gutierrez 

When a man and woman are in the 69 position and the woman farts in the mans face creating a chain reaction of disgust and vomit.
they were 69ing and then jose gutierrez cam for a visit.
Josella is a short girl with black hair. She likes to listen to music. Josella also likes to draw. She loves anime, more specifically My Hero Academia and Danganronpa. She is very funny and kind. If you come across a Josella you are very lucky because there are not many Josellas' in the world. Her name is made of all of her relatives and cousins.
Friend: Hey, Josella!
Josella: Hello!
Random Person: OMG A JOSELLA?!
Another Random Person: I didn't know they exist!

Maria Jose

someone that gets annoyed by school and yells at you when she gets home, specially a girl.
"ugh im so done with school, get out of my face!"
"chill bro, you're acting like a maria jose"
Maria Jose by wasuu June 6, 2017