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Jordan

A stuck up asshole who uses girls and is a complete dick to everyone
God I hate Jordan
by Emo chick May 2, 2019
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Y'all know Jordan? Damn he's extra.. really over dramatic but he's cute tho.
by Love me 22 September 5, 2017
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a guy who is not gutsy enough to ask out a girl
"ask her out bro"
"nah man i feel like a Jordan."
by thebezelowner June 1, 2018
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by assasin May 5, 2018
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Look it’s jordan the simp!
by Qalhajejsje May 13, 2019
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This guy is the creepiest motherfucker ever. If you ever meet one, run for the hills because he was probably stalking you already before you even met. And if you do know a Jordan and he's not creepy, just give it a bit of time and then he'll show his true colours of being a weird mf.
Person 1: Hey, have you met Jordan yet?
Person 2: Yeah, he was watching me outside my window last night.
by _cool_guy_69_ December 8, 2019
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Jordan is a amazing guy he has the biggest dick anyone could ask for.
If you look at him for 1 second you will be squirting all day and night.

If you are Jordan’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.

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I like Jordan
by I like Jordan July 14, 2018
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