Joe Jonas

Referred to as a "scrub" during the 2007 AMAs, when he ironically fell on broken glass... during a song about falling on broken glass.

A hot piece of ass.

The boyfriend of Maya Chapman.

"Dang, did you see that fool get pwnd into the ground? Hes such a joe jonas!"

"Did you see Maya today? I wish I was Joe Jonas!"

by Joe Wentz January 6, 2008

jonasan

A fat ass who eats lots of stuff. He gets triggered easily and if he reads this, I'm screwed.

Guy1:Dude, Jonasan is scaaarrrryyyy.
Guy2:I know right!

by Dingybob March 20, 2017

Nick Jonas

If nick Jonas is gay then I’m glad I’m a guy

I’m gay for nick jonas

by Gay for jonas February 6, 2020

Emilija Jonauskaitė

The dumbest bitch to exist, but is a whole damn snack. She's thiccer than a snicker (damn) and obviously fitter than u. Don't mess w her, or else prepare a place in the graveyard. She's looking for a bf, that is as hot as her.

Is she Emilija Jonauskaitė?
Oh fuck, look at her. She's thiccer than a snicker, boy.

by Haris narkoteris June 8, 2020

jonas brothers

the greatest boy band on the earth and there quite sexy to.. i love you joe, nick and kevin

the jonas brothers rock

by i luv jonas brothers October 9, 2008

The Jonas Brothers

FUCKING AWESOME!
The best band in the universe. even better than miley "slut" cyrus.

~~~AT A CONCERT
jonas fan 1: The jonas brothers rock!
jonas fan 2: (screaming twords stage) NICK JOE AND KEVIN GET NAKED! YOU GUYS ARE HOT IN A CAN!

by COLEY :} April 30, 2008

The Jonas brothers

the best band in the universe. Anyone who doesn't like them is either
a) jealous
b) a freak and doesnt know what their missing
c) hopelessly confused (its okay, theres still time to get help from a fellow fan)

Kid 1: The Jonas brothers rock!
Kid 2: I know right??
(they look over and see a random kid drawing a mustache, obnoxious nose, and glasses on the jonas brothers poster)
Kid 1: Lets go jump on him until he gets the message.
Kid 2: Sounds great!

by RoxyGirl March 27, 2008