ashley johnson

an amazing and beautiful girl. My favorite celebrity. She’s very beautiful and so sweet. her laugh is something you’ll never forget. She’s loving and funny.
someone: “did you hear about that girl who voiced ellie williams??”
someone else: “yeah, ashley johnson! i love her! she even did cgi for it! she’s so talented.”
by elliewilliamsrealwife June 21, 2023
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Vanilla Johnson

The process whereby one man ejaculates on another mans penis. It can be a pure accident of through an act of sexual intercourse.
Man 1: OMG i'm so close!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!
by Vanilla johnson April 10, 2010
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johnson holders

This is a non-gender specific term for underpants. This originated in the early 1980s in Oceanside California.
Says little Susie to parent “all Santa brought me For Christmas was some new Johnson Holders, I wanted a puppy!”
by HarshCappin May 21, 2019
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Jigger Johnson

A term used for someone who is a tough guy. Originating from the legendary lumberjack Albert "Jigger" Johnson (1881-1935).
You just lifted 300 pounds as if it was 20. Who do you think you are? Jigger Johnson?
by Sirberlinnh June 10, 2017
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reverse johnson

When a man sticks his erect penis through his legs behind him and penetrates another human beings hole.
Man he sure gave me reverse johnson!
by candyflipjesus May 22, 2021
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Donuts Johnson

When a person remains without a win during any form of competition over a set period of time (day, week, month etc..). Sports, board games etc.. all included.

If a person gets a win during the set time period they are no longer known as Donuts Johnson.

At the start of the next period of time everyone is equal but once a game has been played anyone who has played a game and is without a win is considered a Donuts Johnson.
Hey Ian you still do not have a win this week you are Donuts Johnson.
by Slither13 May 16, 2011
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Boris Johnson

The aldi version of donald trump
and a national faliure

AKA: an incompetent idiot that ran the uk and failed us during 2 national crises broke his own restrictions and did a speech on peppa pig world
Person 1: I voted for Boris Johnson
Person 2: Go get a therapist
by someone_british April 05, 2023
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