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johnson lid

noun: a condom or device placed between penis and the world.
"yo, let me get a johnson lid, i think i'm getting lucky tonight."
by doug p January 14, 2008
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kayla johnson

the strongest girl i know. went through something very tough yet still has a smile on her face. when she was in tha hospital everybody prayed for her bc everyone is #kaylasstrongđź’ś
who’s kayla johnson ?
oh she’s the strongest girl i know !
by Swall.grilie July 31, 2018
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Boris Johnson

is a word that can be used to describe somebody hanging on to something with dear life, especially when everybody concerned wants you to stop, even to go as far as quitting their cushy jobs. furthermore, it is appropriate to use this when the act of hanging on is actively damaging what you are hanging on to, causing festering distrust in that thing and causing shaking laughter from the rest of the entire fucking world.
Steve, she's had 8 kids with barry now, get over it and stop trying to pull them apart by insinuating an affair.
No, cus im Boris johnson
by PiGeOn the BrIt July 10, 2022
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Scarlett Johnson

She a hotie and is thicccccc. Everyone thinks she is fire
Damn you wish you looked like scarlett Johnson Bitch!
by Asher A SMASHER March 4, 2022
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foop johnson

Foop Johnson is what a failed YouTube channel that played mostly Facade and Yandere Simulator ends up being. Now editing for people such as The Right Opinion, they have found their true talent.
Oh hey, did you see that new TRO video?
Sweet, oh hey, Foop Johnson edited a part!
by Lithium Junkie March 12, 2020
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Boris Johnson

Current PM of Great Britain and N.I, party animal and peppa pig’s No1 supporter.
A less mental version of the orange cheeto man who became president.
The kids at school really Boris Johnson’d!
(The kids at school really broke COVID restrictions to have a “work event”!)
by wee_eejit May 30, 2022
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Jigger Johnson

A term used for someone who is a tough guy. Originating from the legendary lumberjack Albert "Jigger" Johnson (1881-1935).
You just lifted 300 pounds as if it was 20. Who do you think you are? Jigger Johnson?
by Sirberlinnh June 9, 2017
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