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Tard jar

A short bus. A shortened school bus for special needs children.
Check out all them reerees cramming into that tard jar. What kind of shitty field trip could they be going on?
by behebojo September 12, 2022
mugGet the Tard jarmug.

cunt jar

Someone that is so "cunty" they are the equivalent to a jar full of cunts. A level of "bitch" that can't be topped.
Did you see Nicole today? She is acting like a total cunt jar.
by Queen Adorer April 19, 2017
mugGet the cunt jarmug.

All me jar

All me jar is a jar that consists of human secretion. A Standard jar includes urine, period blood/ regular blood, hair, finger nails, poop, and ejaculation. However, the jar can consist of more human secretion like foot shavings, spit, discharge, tears, ect. It’s typically for personal keepsake or to gift your partner.
Hi bae here’s my all me jar for when I’m not with you!
by Anextlickholy April 25, 2025
mugGet the All me jarmug.

Jar play

Jar play is when you put a jar up your (or anothers) ass. Some may do this for pleasure, others for pain, but a select few do it simply to push the limits of the human body for scientific exploration. The primary concern for jar play enthusiasts is which end to put in first. Some are passionate about the lid first approach, because it eases you into the excruciating pain that is surely to come. Others prefer to dive right into it with the bottoms up approach, which involves shoving the larger side up in order to create a powerful suction that aids the jar up the ass. Both ways are lovely. To each their own. Happy jar play everybody!
M: “Hey Dani, what’s your kink?”
Q: “I’m super into jar play. Always been a lid first guy.”
by BeepBop9000 August 23, 2018
mugGet the Jar playmug.

jarring

Miss Lawden is the definition of jarring

-loicia
bruh she just is shes a jarring twat
by louuu_68 June 28, 2021
mugGet the jarringmug.

poop in a jar

When you poop in a jar and shake it around and drink it like a smoothie
My girl made me a poop in a jar last night that shut slapped
by Officer dub hub March 15, 2021
mugGet the poop in a jarmug.

Jarring

This whole thing with Olivia is so Jarring bro, she believes nothing i say.
by H.A.A.A May 30, 2022
mugGet the Jarringmug.

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