A drunken simp with a tiny dick who doesnt take no for an answer. he gets no bitches, but he has nice hair. the kinda dude who will send you some lil peep at 3 am cuz hes simping over the fact that you dont want him
by anonymous April 3, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. Jared is the best buddy you could ever have, he no doubt has a cool car with a pathetic horn, lives with his mum, he lives of cigarettes and Mountain Dew!! He’s so cool that he wears sun glasses all day and all night, inside, outside it doesn’t matter with out them he just isn’t the same, and can’t see…
Hey you know that guy Jared? The sweaty boy, that drinks Mountain Dew like water? Yeah he’s so cool, the best bud ever! I wish I had a BFF like Jared.
by The most Methical Unicorn ever February 16, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. 
by Suzy Slow Stitch January 14, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. 
After sex the condom is removed, Turned inside out and spun around above the head, yelling Hurricane Jared.
by anonymous December 30, 2023
Get the Hurricane Jaredmug.