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jared

jared is typically a very popular person and he loves people that same way he loves himself and there is no one quiet like jared. they can be funny and love to take a joke, however sometimes these ‘jokes’ may go too far and jared doesn’t always know when he has gone too far
jared is the class clown but a popular one
by tate and violet stan January 4, 2023
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jared

jared is the type of person to be toxic. He has a big dick but don’t know how to deal with it and use it. and he’s 17 and can’t read he has a 2nd grade reading level
Jared breaks up with you for no reason i hope he gets a disease
by Pitolover666 May 4, 2023
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Jared

A guy who has a small knob and is a bell end and is the shittiest gamer ever.
D: OMG don’t be such a Jared

R: You saying I suck at this?
by 420DankShit December 1, 2018
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Jared Ellis

To humiliate someone by rejecting them publicly
Person 1: “Eww I don’t want him to bring me flowers

Person 2: “Jared Ellis his ass!!”
by Keeks maleeks February 25, 2022
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jared

a boy who engulfs ballsacks or semen
Oh jared these nuts
by adamleancoma September 3, 2021
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Jared

Everyone likes jArEd, jAreD is so facking cooll, not gay at all
by Blox Crunch July 21, 2020
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Jared

Jared is a tanned sexy radgie man who loves cocaine so much it’s sometimes all he thinks about , his penis is the fattest and biggest in all the land but sometimes seems to be a problem when it comes to small girls … he always loves to shuffle and do stupid things that he doesn’t think about
Fuck sake what is jared doing ….”
by Sexy brunette girl November 23, 2021
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