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Autism Jeans

An informal slang term that Refers to the notion that autistic people, or people on the spectrum in general, are more likely to wear jeans if given the choice. jeans may be substituted with khakis given the circumstance.
Guy 1: hey, I talked to the guy you wanted me to yesterday, are you sure he's autistic? seems fine to me.
Guy 2: I've been around him for a while, trust me. The dude stims a ton, can't take a hint to save himself, and is more than willing to talk your day off about Union Pacific trains if you give him the chance. He's even got the autism jeans to match.
by mr_klikbait September 26, 2023
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brooke jeans

A Brooke Jeans is usually super fabulous, funny, and super bhad. She loves to ft all the time, but she doesn’t all her attention :’( but it’s ok because she makes up for it in sex. She’s super kinky and a freak.
Brooke Jeans wanted to have sex four times last night.
by NotAStonerr June 13, 2020
mugGet the brooke jeansmug.

Jean Castex

-What a beautiful accent
-Jean Castex
by obamna6969 November 23, 2021
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Theresa-Jean

An amazing, usually Filipina beauty whose kindness knows no limits.
I wish there were more Theresa-Jeans' in the world
by Someone else name June 8, 2021
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jiz jeans

act of prematurely blowing your wad in your pants before insertion ever occurs
dude I should have rubbed one out before my date with jenny. now I have jiz jeans that my mom will notice when she does the laundry......
by Ben WackinIt June 18, 2016
mugGet the jiz jeansmug.

jean patterson

'That person' that never has money or cigarettes/ lighter and asks for one.

While asking they will pat their jeans as if they've miraculously left there's somewhere.

Generally a scruffy individual.
did you see Jean Patterson outside scrounging a fag?
by Janker89 September 2, 2016
mugGet the jean pattersonmug.

bar jean

The chick that looks like an STD linebacker, who sleeps with anyone in the bar. She is an Amazon woman who pretends to be drunk after one Corona, and loves younger men. She will let you fuck her anywhere, and if you can't find the wet spot, you are more than encouraged to roll her in flour. If you still can't find the wet spot anal is welcome. You can find this "lady" usually surrounded by the British. Has a bush like Sasquatch, and has the jugs of dolly Parton.
Did you see that bar Jean over there? She's on the prowl
by Kirk ass June 5, 2017
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