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iPod

a device the size of your palm that can hold music all day and all night. It can also play audiobooks. It's also very customizable in software and hardware.
Person 1: Hey what's that you're listening music from?
Person 2: It's my iPod
Person 1: What?! these are super old and stupid! Listen from ur phone
Person 2: No, shut up! iPods are rad. Too rad for you to understand.
by anonymous November 20, 2021
mugGet the iPodmug.

Dan's iPod

Used in reference to a person or venue playing unquestionably terrible music.
"This music is shit, have they plugged in Dan's iPod?"
by thornbrook April 19, 2025
mugGet the Dan's iPodmug.

the ipod guy

me: yeah i watch dankpods
someone: oh the ipod guy
me: no its dankpods idiot
by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 11, 2024
mugGet the the ipod guymug.

iPod Drift

When a car drifts outside of the lines on the road because the driver is scrolling through their iPod.
B: Dude! Keep your eyes on the road, you're drifting!!

S; LOL Sorry! I'm trying to find a song!

b: That's the iPod Drift!!
by Pirate Poppy December 17, 2008
mugGet the iPod Driftmug.

Ipod

Ipods.
They bring sex to ur ears!
the shuffle is gay though... NEVER put it on shuffle >.>
Girl: JIZZZ
boy: wat??
Girl: I jst got ear raped by my ipod.

Example 2
Girl: *clicking next button* gay. gay. lame. stupid. gay. lame. lame. old. ARGHHHHHHH WTF YOU DUMB SHUFFLE?!!! PICK GOOD SONGS!!! >.<
by sumRandomKaytieeKidd(: October 21, 2010
mugGet the Ipodmug.

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