muffin wax

a guy that cums on men

your a muffin wax

by Super sucked September 27, 2020

Love Muffin

only the sweetest souls, not to mention incrEdibly humourous,gifted,juiciest,fascinating, intriguing, FIT,caring,loving, talented nd BEAUTIFUL angels of the earth x

Wow, I love my friends so much. All of them are absolute love muffins.

by solomonnnnn November 26, 2019

muffin fail

when you get a rather delicious-looking muffin, you take a big yummy chunk off the tup, then drop it.

Emma: this muffin looks delicious!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!

by xXmetalxgirlXx November 19, 2009

Ass Muffin

The smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. If you experience the ass muffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.

zomg that hax! He UnleasHED a nasty ass muffin smell!

by Greg J.B March 27, 2007

Douche Muffin

a child that has surpassed the classification of brat and gone in to the realm of douche.

A smaller version of a douche bag

Johnny was being a little douche muffin on the playground today and wouldn't listen to his nanny.

by Geekslady March 1, 2011

Muffin chops

The hair growing down the inner thighs from a woman's pubic area, due to lack of grooming. A twist on a style of particularly bushy side burns called "mutton chops".

Before I wear my swimsuit, I need to shave off my Muffin chops.

by Duderonomus Rex August 13, 2009

Buffin' the Muffin

The female act of masturbation.

Laurel is always at home, buffin' the muffin after work.

by Jyynx September 21, 2008