hand cuffs

something people use as toys to make sex more intresting

'Dude, Stacy used hand cuffs on me last night"
"word"

by xx_love_me_xx August 14, 2006

beast-hand

V. To swat your opponent in the nuts in an upward motion, in an effort to lift them off the ground.

N. The beast-hand

After failure to settle a dispute over their gay marital affairs, Hank gave Brandon Lowry the beast-hand and Lowry could no longer produce sperm.

by Rapscalions without inhibition September 19, 2007

Hand monkey

A person who just holds a joint and lets it burn, wasting the marijuana, instead of puff-puff-passing like a normal person.

Damn Courtney, either smoke it or pass it. Stop being such a hand monkey; you're wasting the weed.

by D.Train August 22, 2010

hand substitute

1. When a person becomes bored with masturbating with ones own hand, and experiments with external objects.

2. Vagina or penis

Tom: After masturbating for 30 years I think its time to find a hand substitute.
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin

by Don Pavlic August 13, 2011

Harrap Hands

Name given to someone with red coloured hands which turn white when under pressure. Also that person is normally slightly dense (thick) due to the lack of circulation which leads to the redness within the hands

That guiy has Harrap Hands

by hrrphnds May 26, 2009

weak handed

Retarded ass mugfucka's. Word to confuse people.

L1-Do you know who is weak handed.

L2-Who?

L1-You.

L2-OK? (What does weak handed mean).

Ex 2.
Teacher-Why are you failing my class.

L1-Because.

Teacher-Because what?

L1-Cause your weak handed.

Teacher-Good reason. *Walks away confused*

by Woodlawn Feeder February 24, 2009

hand jabba

Masturbating while being choked with a chain by a hot chick in a princess leia slave costume.

I knew by the metal thong she was wearing i was in for a hand jabba

by rhone February 23, 2013