The Picture of Dorian Gray

This book is a great cautionary tale for all my friends who want emo boyfriends. With all the murderers, it'll be a miracle if not one person thinks “I can fix him.” You know, if you're into that sort of thing. Did you see how his last relationship ended? Stay safe out there, ladies.

I have to say that there was not a lot of good representation in this book. If I wanted to see white men fuck everything up I'd turn on the news. And how can Basil describe Dorian as his “artist muse” and they didn’t kiss once?! Queerbait much, Oscar Wilde?

All I can say is, if Oscar Wilde claims that Dorian Gray really is hot, we can only assume Dorian had a different haircut than Oscar. If Dorian is as useless as he seems, the least he can do is look good while doing it.

Great book if you are the “queer teenager” demographic, and not the “old man who was made to read it in grade school” demographic. Either way you're picking up on the gay subtext.
Person 1: "Are you reading The Picture of Dorian Gray?"
Person 2: "No. Im reading The Picture of Dorian Gay."
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Gibson Grays

Any person who looks comical in apperance and has the IQ of a wrench.
That guy who fell down the stares was a real Gibson Grays.
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Lucy Gray

Lucy Gray has a really pretty voice and a iconic dress and was gonna be Panem's greatest singer until she got entered into the Hunger Games and met Coriolanus and then she won but then she went to pick Katniss and he went pew pew on her in the woods and we don't know if she survived or not but she writes fire songs that Swamp Potato will sing 60ish years later and cause Coriolanus to have a stroke when he hears them because he thinks of her and how he betrayed her
Lucy Gray writes fire songs
Lucy Gray is Covey not District
Its LUCY GRAY not Lucy you fake ass fans

Lucy Gray picks Katniss
Lucy Gray has the best fashion sense

Lucy Gray is iconic
Lucy Gray wouldn't have pressed record on the jabberjay
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Lucy Gray

Lucy Gray was the victor of the 10th annual Hunger Games and the most fire singer in Panem and also the gf of Coriolanus Snow. Lucy Gray was really good with snakes and would have had a long and happy life until Buzz Cut Coriolanus went paranoia on her and went pew pew on her when she went to pick some Katniss because he thought she knew he indirectly killed Sejanus and she was the last piece of evidence tying him to murdering this bitchy mayors daughter because she was gonna get everyone hung anyway we dont know if she is dead or alive but we know that 60 years later Swamp Potato pulled up and sang Lucy Gray's song and gave Coriolanus a stroke because now he is evil president santa claus and was reminded of how he was a toxic boyfriend to Lucy Gray
Lucy Gray is Covey
Lucy Gray writes the best songs
Lucy Gray has the best sense of fashion
Lucy Gray wouldn't have pressed record on the jabberjay (cough COryo cough cough Coryo)
Lucy Gray eats roses

Lucy Gray could have helped Coriolanus's daddy issues
Lucy Gray could have helped Coriolanus's mommy issues
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gray on gray

something you should never wear and if you do change right now
seth’s first day of schools outfit was gray on gray ew.
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dean gray

The coolest man on the planet with a huge penis, friends often look up to him and are jelous of his skill of attracting women 20+years.
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Grayed Out

to get drunk enough to almost black out/to have blacked out for short periods in between stuff you remembered.
oh dude i totally grayed out last night
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