brain sausage

A sausage made of brains.

Favourite food of german zombies.

I cause bovine spongeform encyphilitis from eating brain sausages.

by waffle August 9, 2003

chumley brain

To be extraordinary stupid.

Fuck i lost my wallet, i must have got a chumley brain.

by Kenzuko January 16, 2023

Brain dump

The act of recalling old information about a subject or a concept and writing it all down on a piece of paper to help you remember and memorize it.

During the test, I always brain dump everything that I can remember so I don't have to recall as much information.

by Dr. Sah January 15, 2021

brain afk

When you are trying to think of somebody and space out while doing so

wait, he's right there, I must have had a brain afk moment

by Sevcraft February 15, 2021

Crusty Brain

Wait until you are about to nut, put the tip of your dick up to the ear canal of another person, and blast your load into their ear!

She couldn't hear the next day because of the crusty brain she recieved

by Fuzzy May 5, 2003

Bride Brain

A less invasive, but more expensive version of a frontal lobotomy. Experienced by most brides, as they enter a catatonic state which renders them incapable of sustaining any thought or conversation that does not involve cake, caterers, flowers, wedding dress designers, Chinese wedding dress knockoff designers, updo's, hair pieces, color schemes, wedding themes, and personalized M&M's.

Bride Brain symptoms include, but are not limited to, driving erratically because they can't stop staring at their shiny diamond ring; being amused by the resentment of all their single girlfriends, rewinding songs several hundred times while imagining themselves walking down the aisle, and starvation induced bitchiness which is generally followed by late night binging at a Dairy Queen. (Note that this can only occur outside of the bride's native geographic area, where they can't possibly run into anyone they know).

Symptoms are ordinarily well controlled with valium, alcohol and endless hours of watching youtube "first dance" videos.

by bluemoonbride January 26, 2010

Naked Brain

Exposing a single testicle through the opening in the zipper in a exhibitionistic manner, usually to another cooperating party. This can become a game where you see who can show their naked brain in the best location (supermarket, restaurant, library), where the most outrageous location wins the game.

Steve and I went down to the Piggly Wiggly on friday night and I managed to sneak a naked brain out near the frozen foods. He then retaliated and got me back over in the produce section.

by Eric Crouch December 29, 2004