when you take a shit in a crockpot, and turn it on in your room of pleasure. Bust a nut and tell her she smells like ass and get the fuck out
by stubbz420 November 8, 2010
Get the shitty ditch mug.A woman whose confidence exceeds any walk of shame. She does what she wants and deserves. She is unapologetic. After a night of fun she ditches whatever his name was. She walks home as if in the hall of fame the next am. Kiss ass broad who calls the shots.
Ewwwww she's a Ditch Diva! She has one night stands all the time and brags!
I wish I could be a ditch diva but I am so embarrassed after a one night stand walking home in shame.
A woman who doesn't care what people think or she can't do what men do.
I wish I could be a ditch diva but I am so embarrassed after a one night stand walking home in shame.
A woman who doesn't care what people think or she can't do what men do.
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Get the Dick ditched mug.when you have no where to fuck, you go outside and do it in the ditch. The act is known as "ditch candy." However, it is not like normal sex. When you have ditch candy, you have to be careful not to let the wrong kind of snake go into your hole.
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Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
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