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shitty ditch

when you take a shit in a crockpot, and turn it on in your room of pleasure. Bust a nut and tell her she smells like ass and get the fuck out
I used the shitty ditch last night to get ride of that hoe.
by stubbz420 November 8, 2010
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Ditch Diva

A woman whose confidence exceeds any walk of shame. She does what she wants and deserves. She is unapologetic. After a night of fun she ditches whatever his name was. She walks home as if in the hall of fame the next am. Kiss ass broad who calls the shots.
Ewwwww she's a Ditch Diva! She has one night stands all the time and brags!

I wish I could be a ditch diva but I am so embarrassed after a one night stand walking home in shame.
A woman who doesn't care what people think or she can't do what men do.
by Diva Dish June 18, 2022
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Ditch and dong

When you leave a dildo on someone's door step and ding dong ditch them.
Let's ditch and dong!
by Dong Girl December 1, 2016
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Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read
This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢
by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021
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Dick ditched

When a guy ditches you to hang out with his friends.
Female equivalent to being bitch ditched.
"Want to go out Lisa, I've been dick ditched!"
by Mindy B. April 24, 2008
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ditch candy

when you have no where to fuck, you go outside and do it in the ditch. The act is known as "ditch candy." However, it is not like normal sex. When you have ditch candy, you have to be careful not to let the wrong kind of snake go into your hole.
Me and my girlfriend where having some hard-core ditch candy, until my mom drove by.
by RAEHRABKEAMRBIRNEYAHTMDKH October 28, 2010
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ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
Stop being such a ditch cow
by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018
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