a person who is scared and afraid of minecraft. Usualy when a minecraft-phobic person joins a vc in discord and hears a guy playing minecraft he starts crying and leaves the vc to play league of legends in a private vc for another 6 hours until he goes to sleep.
Me : * Joins league of legends vc * hey guys wassup im playing minecraft :)
John : Bro either leave or im leaving everyone who is playing minecraft and not league of legends in this vc should leave
Me : You are a big bitch minecraft-phobic cock sucker * leaves vc *
John : Bro either leave or im leaving everyone who is playing minecraft and not league of legends in this vc should leave
Me : You are a big bitch minecraft-phobic cock sucker * leaves vc *
by Duck bruh bruh Hunter January 28, 2021
Minecraft Classic
by Biome of Rec Room October 17, 2019
An equation that scientifically proves the location of specific materials in the game of "Minecraft"
Sponge: According to the Minecraft equation, Where there is Lapis, there is Diamonds
Kyle: You're a Fucking retard
Kyle: You're a Fucking retard
by TravistheMoonStar February 07, 2017
doing something subjectively meaningless (based on the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo, i.e. subjective to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.
Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, or lack thereof, of playing Minecraft, I mean actually physically playing the game, is subjectively meaningless (Adam goes off to help his dad)
Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, or lack thereof, of playing Minecraft, I mean actually physically playing the game, is subjectively meaningless (Adam goes off to help his dad)
by Sexydimma June 16, 2012
The act of painting your penis green with the pattern of a creeper, attaching c-4 to the bottom of your penis and detonating it in side a female's vagina. Causes great grief.
"Did you hear lucas totally dirty minecrafted evan's butthole last night!"
"yeah it was totally griefed!"
"yeah it was totally griefed!"
by mr. 10100101010 September 20, 2011
by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 08, 2022
A 9 year old prick who plays competitive minecraft PVP and watches cringy minecraft youtubers and says KYS to everyone critizising him
by HappyRobloxKid777 January 02, 2017