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Hood Hopper

A Hood Hopper is someone that's smart enough to be one, however it can backfire. Nobody has any strategy to this whatsoever. May have put in the most work out of any gang member period but it can backfire cuz the homies out of jealousy think you switched sides and turned against them. Highly not recommended for beginners but sometimes they just don't have the guts to tell you they are your enemies.
Per. 1) Why is that guy such a Hood Hopper?!

Per. 2) Because that guy did more work than anybody but was smart enough to get out of it alive, I heard that's how you do a walk up.

Per 3) Undercovers let unite and snitch on him!
by DownstateNewYorker37 September 6, 2023
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Space hopper

A large ball with a pair of handles or a single handle that one sits on and moves around on by bouncing, a popular toy in the 70s that has decreased in popularity yet nonetheless remains very popular with kids and adults alike because nobody is going to tell you that you can’t use one of these things because there is no valid criticism to be made

Unfortunately, nobody talks about them because whenever one brings them up everyone automatically assumes they are part of the looner community due to social engineering by the degenerate parts of the furry community and they are often left abandoned in the shed or the corner of a house and physically abused with sharp objects
Joe: Hey do you want to have a space hopper race with me, Bob?

“OH MY GOD THIS SPACE HOPPER YOU DREW ME IS SO CUTE FNVNFENDCNLNSDKJCF”

Space hoppers are for kids, Jerry, get a job”

“Anybody who touches my space hopper is going to die”

Fuck your opinion, I’m getting a space hopper”

“Wow, I haven’t used this space hopper since I was a kid”

“I have a space hopper, your argument is automatically invalidated”
by MrEBOSM October 9, 2021
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homie hopper

mr demick caught a good fishing using a homie hopper
by socksisdumb March 22, 2022
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closet hopper

A gay one hopping into another gay ones closet whilst jacking off
by Assclapper6969 July 4, 2019
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swine hopper

One who enjoys having sex with fat chicks.
Yo, johnny is a swine hopper.
He never goes after the thin ones
by uncle meatster December 8, 2013
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homie hopper

a girl who fucks all the guys in a group of friends
she is a homie hopper bro
by joshondadrooms May 27, 2015
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Foil Hopper

Someone who befriends others in order to do their drugs due to their absolute uselessness and lack of hustle, bit leave when the drugs are gone
She's a foil Hopper, gone where the drugs are
by Nyxncaz November 30, 2021
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