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Honey-Midterm Phase 

The time between when you take a midterm and get it back. It is defined by feelings of ecstatic happiness and self-praise: "That wasn't so hard" and "I think I did really well on that". Time period can is typically between a couple days to a week, but can last months if your professor is lazy and disorganized. Preceded by Seasonal Midterm Disorder and succeed by Depression upon seeing your score.
"Hows your week been?"

"Great, I took at midterm on Monday and have been in the Honey-Midterm Phase all week!"
"Oh look scores just came out"
"Fuck"

Honey BanhMi 

Instead of honey bunny, say honey banhmi
It's cute as fuck.

Banh mi is the vietnamese word for bread but can be referred to for sandwiches.
Do you want to be cute and ethnic as fuck? Yes. Be original, hoes. Say honey banhmi.
Awe. Honey banhmi, what's wrong?
Honey BanhMi by mimilarious February 5, 2018

Honey nutted

When a close freind (probably named deacon) wants to nut in your cereal
(Deacon was possibly steaven newed
What? Who honey nutted in my Cheerios?
Honey nutted by The th0t police February 14, 2018

Honey Mosquito

A yellow bumbler out in the yard who stings good doggoes and gives em a big ol swell.
Brandon:"dude what happened to your dog?"
Jeff:"he got stung by a honey mosquito."
Brandon:"aw that sucks, he might need to see the vet."

honey maid 

A trailer park lady that works really hard in order to spoil her freeloading boyfriend while he's out cheating on her.
Preston dropped his honey maid off at Motel 6 for her shift and went over to his girlfriend's house for a fun filled day of sex, pot and video games. He was excited it was pay day and only has to wait 8 hours to get his hands on an 8 ball.
honey maid by AnnaL Koch August 3, 2018

Honey O’clock

Time of day when the sexy ladies come out on the prowl making it ideal for men to find a honey
Bro 1: “Hey man, when are you going to the gym?”

Bro 2: “ Well, I wanna go at honey o’clock to see some ladies you know?”
Bro 1: “ oh I know”
Honey O’clock by Dr.superwumbo September 2, 2018