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Homework Clinger

When someone asks you for a picture of your homework for a class and you send them the homework. Within the next few days they'll text you continuously for homework from other classes. The end result is this person being a homework clinger, and they're difficult to get rid of. Never send someone homework outside of your friends circle, or beware of the homework clinger.
Jed: I just sent this girl a picture of my homework. Does that mean she likes me?

Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
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Fuck-Homework

Fuck-Homework is simply masturbation. Homework is practice. So fuck-homework is practice for having sex.
Chick: "What are you up to on this fine, sunny day after school?
Dude: "I have pretty much been doing fuck-homework since I got home"
by lindsaylalalaaa December 3, 2010
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Homework-wedgie

An extreme amount of homework, in which one can feel like it's a wedgie : so much of it it's tight, you're stuck and can't move, and most of it's up your ass.
Bob, "Hey are you going to that party tonight?"
Jill,"No, I can't sorry. I have a homework-wedgie."
by Blair Kelly October 21, 2008
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Biology Homework

Me and Taylor had Biology homework due at 11 so we couldn't come to Mugshots.
by trollingtothemax October 23, 2011
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Winter homework

Homework given to students over winter break. Apparently teachers don't understand the definition of a break.
Kid 1: Man my stupid teachers gave me winter homework.
Kid 2: That sucks.
by desanity December 22, 2009
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Homework party

a why of conning our parents to attemd more partys, homework parties do not involve any homework, usually drunk twister and partying maddly
Jason : Hey man come to my 18th on Friday

Aaron : Dude idk my parents are been a bitch they want me to do more study

Jason : Just tell them its a homework party, they fall for that shit all the time
by Peter Alexander August 5, 2008
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Holiday Homeworks

Holiday Homeworks
English substantive
This name was chosen because "Medieval Instruments Of Torture" was too long.
After another fucking year of torture, stress, worries and teachers who alert students to tests only the day before and then complain about grades (more commonly called school) you can't wait to get away from that mass of troubles you've been forced to spend your days with. You already think about the sea, the beach, friends, those fucking hot guys with costumes from which you can see their dick and abs more perfect than Lady Gaga, but then THEY come into play.

Teachers think it's a simple way to keep fit and help us not forget our fucking home address, but that shit will only help us think about other possible methods of committing suicide.
X: Hey dude what are u doing with that knife?
Y: Oh, itz true, your teacher hasn't told you about them yet
X: W-w-wait.... Are u talking about.... THEM?
Y: Yes dude... The H-Holiday Homeworks...

X: Do you mind if I borrow the knife when you're done?
by nickiminajisthequeenofrap12343 September 9, 2021
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