This is where you take a shit in the shape of a horseshoe and freeze it. Then you must find that special someone to use it on. When she is ready, you take your frozen feces and put a condom on each end of it. Then you must proceed to enter her anal cavity with one end and her vagina with the other. While in both cavities, you move one end in further than the other and vice-versa.
WARNING: This process must be done quickly to avoid the unfreezing of the feces. Enjoy!
WARNING: This process must be done quickly to avoid the unfreezing of the feces. Enjoy!
"I found the girl of my dreams! I think tonight might be the night to pull out my Alaskan Horseshoe and get down and dirty."
by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009
Get the Alaskan Horseshoe mug.While having sex with a girl, you clench your right fist (left hand for lefties) and use the back of your hand to knock her the fuck out. Then kneel her up, get on all fours and buck her in the face.
by Maelzer, Goodman and Freed January 31, 2009
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sucking at something soo much the phrase "Sucked dick" doesnt come close to how bad u are at something
1. "Kadie and Mary were playing fooseball"
"Ohh Yeah?"
"yeah, they sucked herpes"
"wow they sucked that bad"
"yeah kelly,worse than julies basketball skillz"
"wow she suckss dickkk to"
"Ohh Yeah?"
"yeah, they sucked herpes"
"wow they sucked that bad"
"yeah kelly,worse than julies basketball skillz"
"wow she suckss dickkk to"
by hahailykadieandmary February 20, 2007
Get the sucked herpes mug.by Foote Fetisch May 23, 2010
Get the eye herpes mug.The ancient law invoked when one transmits a venereal disease to a loved one/family member. The punishment typically includes public shaming, informing of offender's friends that he/she is a dirty bitch, requiring an STD test and barring of further contact with the victim.
Have you heard about Elisha? Apparently she caught the clap from this new guy she was dating, then her sister invoked Herpesvia Alm and destroyed his social life.
by Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds July 15, 2009
Get the Herpesvia Alm mug.John: "Man, Howard is such a Hermes Sky Pirate, is he not?"
Dave: "What did he do?"
John: "He has enough balls to talk to that extremely hot chick, but is so stupid that he asks her to touch his nipples."
Dave: "What a Hermes Sky Pirate."
Dave: "What did he do?"
John: "He has enough balls to talk to that extremely hot chick, but is so stupid that he asks her to touch his nipples."
Dave: "What a Hermes Sky Pirate."
by Sky Intruder April 24, 2011
Get the Hermes Sky Pirate mug.Also known as HTP. When you bring a bunch of gay boys (usually newly out of the closet) together to spend the weekend with each other, what inevitably ensues is that everyone hooks up with each other over the course of the weekend, ensuring that if anyone suffers from Herpes, they'll be transmitting it to everyone else in the group who engaged in hooking up.
Guy 1: Hey, why don't you come over this weekend? John, Mike, Hunter and Lance will be there. You know, we'll be "hanging out."
Guy 2: Thanks for the Herpes Transmission Party invitation, but I'd like to remain disease free for now...besides, I'm not into all those guys.
Guy 2: Thanks for the Herpes Transmission Party invitation, but I'd like to remain disease free for now...besides, I'm not into all those guys.
by shayaknyc August 16, 2012
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