Walks by / What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky / She’s got you mesmerized while I die / Why would you ever kiss me? / I’m not even half as pretty / You gave her your sweater, it’s just polyester / But you like her better / (Wish I were Heather)
/heh-thr/ conan gray heather
by _sun.nx January 01, 2021
Heather is the pretty girl that every guy loves. But she doesn't know that she's breaking someone's heart. This person is most likely a queer person who's in love with their best friend but they don't know it. So no you don't want to be Heather, and you people can't get that in your head!!!
Person 1: Well there goes Conner and his Heather
Person 2: I'm sorry Jake, this shouldn't have to happen to you, you don't deserve this heartbreak.
Person 1: It's fine they will never know so what do I care.
Person 2: I don't know why every girl want to be Heather?!
Person 2: I'm sorry Jake, this shouldn't have to happen to you, you don't deserve this heartbreak.
Person 1: It's fine they will never know so what do I care.
Person 2: I don't know why every girl want to be Heather?!
by someoneusedahahahaalready September 26, 2020
Heather is a name to call girls who you think look perfect or have perfect lives. This term was popular in 2020 and nobody really uses it anymore. But it is one of the cutest things girls said to eachother.
by Wiseoneof1personnobodyknows February 13, 2022
A beautiful and inspiring person. Somebody others can look up to and be like, although, you can never be as great as a heather.
‘She is such a heather!’
by subscribetomizzyglizzy June 03, 2023
A beautiful girl who is kind and is the only example of a perfect human. Heather's typically have brown hair and brown eyes that are more beautiful than the sunset. She is typically nice to everyone but when you make her mad she will scratch you. When she is sad she will try to conceal it so you're not worrying about her because she wants you to have fun. She will do just about anything to make people happy.
Person 1: "man that girl Heather is really nice and kinda cute:
Person 2: "back off that's my girlfriend"
Person 2: "back off that's my girlfriend"
by Ms.pac man June 12, 2019
While a normal Heather is someone fun and beautiful, 1 In 100 Heather's has a weird red mullet thing and never stops talking. This 1% of Heathers snowboards and digs ditches for hours.
by Wowbio October 13, 2023