hags

Hags Means Have A Great Summer, usually used by 5th~6th graders when they think they are cute and quirky

omg i had such a great year jessica, im so sad you are moving sksksksk and i oop and i oop, anyway hags

by EmilyDontLie August 25, 2019

ass hag

a very bitchy and annoying old man or woman

Old lady: You guys dress so demonic! See back in my-
Jaxx: Shut up, you ass hag.

by finnisstupid December 20, 2023

Squad Hag

One individual, one of many in a group of those skanks who yander together in groups and wear press on’s (yes...yandering.) Those trashed yucky girls who likely all have the Arby’s syndrome and one who no lesbian would ever take home.

“Hey fellow lesbo, That squad hag won’t stop trying to introduce herself to me and I can legitimately see she is ripe for Thanksgiving. Let’s gtfoh before she loses a press on.”

by Brrezie March 18, 2021

Hag

Hedge witch. Village witch. Hag is derived from Latin ‘holy woman’ A Hag is a wise woman, Pagan or Christian or Secular, that is called to the role of service to the community. Direct action, herbalism, community care, minding the sick, social justice and mental health triage are among the responsibilities. Hags commonly cover the crown of the head with a scarf or hat when working.

Hey get that Hag lady! Someone is ODing in the alley and she said she has Narcan.!

Call the Hag, my sister needs her psych meds and doesn’t have a ride to the doctor!

by MayHemme July 31, 2021

Hag Lobster

the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill

Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.

by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011

Flag Hags

An all female road flag crew

Those damn Flag Hags had me stopped at that light for an hour.

by Jimmy Cracked Whore August 18, 2022

Piss hag

A frightful looking woman. Like a crack whore, except she’s an alcoholic.

Should we go get some booze you piss hag

by Swizzle d October 14, 2023