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hag been

After having kids and moving to the suburbs, Grace could no longer spend Saturdays shopping, gossiping and being fabulous with her gaytriarch. She missed him terribly but had to admit she was a hag been.
by Bourgeoys December 18, 2009
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Splatter Hag

A friendly woman that is either a squirter and/or displays enthusiasm to get squirted on/in by 1 and/or many.
That guy's mother used to be a straight splatter hag.
by Cole AJ Man November 29, 2025
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gorgeous hag

You wife
She is my gorgeous hag
by TNK3rd February 1, 2021
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old hag syndrome

1

one who is old enough to be accepted on a neighbourhood facebook group

2

one who is over the age of 30
i heard that ur mum is old enough to have old hag syndrome
by kaiandersonsshower April 17, 2021
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Hag

Hag needs to shut up.
by Klexoz December 15, 2019
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gossip hag

(noun)

An empty brained individual that can only gossip about the problems of others, and never talks about ideas or solutions.

The opposite of a wise person.
When your home is surrounded by a group of gossip hags, you start doubting that religion makes people good, and that wisdom comes with age.

The only thing you can hear from the gossip hag's house is noise, cackling, and arrogant gossiping.

Wise people talk about ideas; average people talk about events; gossip hags talk about people.
by McMeh June 15, 2017
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hag in a bag

Am old woman who has no muscle or fat between her skin and bones
Yech, look at that hag in a bag in her bikini. pass the potato chips.
by ChinaCat SF June 24, 2018
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