Skip to main content

Grenade Blowjob

When a fat ugly chick gives you a blow job.

It's like eating a whole pineapple without peeling it.

Yeah, it feels horrible.
Example 1: "Man yesterday I got so fucking drunk I got a Grenade Blowjob, now ma junk hurts..."

Example 2: "If my friends ever found out I got a Grenade Blowjob, they wouldn't talk to me anymore. LOL"
by lololscotty91lolol May 7, 2011
mugGet the Grenade Blowjob mug.

Anti-Grenade

a sexy blonde italian girl who's the complete opposite
of the "jersey shore" grenade, she's a total guidette.
this girl has a banging body; awesome boobies and

is a fucking AMAZING person! dont mess with her.

she dont take shit from people. she'll scrap with you
anyday! shes a total milf and got all the boys calling
after her.
Nicole is a total anti-grenade, she's super sexy and everyone love how good she looks.
by Kol3ybiigz July 30, 2010
mugGet the Anti-Grenade mug.

Grenade

1. Weapon of destruction usually a small explosive that was created for war and designed to kill.

2. The ugly girl or girls hanging out with the hot ones.
1. Soldier 1: "Tossing grenade!!!" Call of Duty

2. The Situation: “Pauly D was with the grenade.…When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you, so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it first.” Jersey Shore
by HotDices March 1, 2010
mugGet the Grenade mug.

Grenade Artillery

Grenade artillery is the drunkest guy in the the group, who the team sends in to take the grenade out there by allowing the other gents to move in and take the hot girls.
That sparky is pretty drunk.

Yeah man send in the grenade artillery. we might have a chance tonight.
by Morlond October 7, 2010
mugGet the Grenade Artillery mug.

Poopy Grenade

A poopy Grenade is when someone on Call of Duty 4 throws a Frag Grenade with no clue of where the enemies are.

Some people might call Poopy Grenades, Random Grenades.

Other dummber people might call them strategically place grenades based on the spawn of the other team.

But really they are just taking an advantage of a flaw in the game type.

The point being, is that all Poopy Grenades take no skill to use.
MattNat threw a poopy grenade and Lil Brane got killed by it and MattNat cocked off.
This example means that MattNat is a noob
by fatmatt298 February 23, 2008
mugGet the Poopy Grenade mug.

Speculative Grenade

When playing a game shooting game, like like the call of duty series, and throwing a grenade as far as you can in the general direction of where the enemy might be in the hope of it being especially lucky and killing someone. Ccan also be done with a tomahawk on call of duty black ops, know as a speculative tomahawk. either can be shortened to spec tommy or spec genade.
i threw a speculative grenade and got a triple kill.
by Mac1zero May 30, 2011
mugGet the Speculative Grenade mug.

Shade Grenade

When a girl looks hot whilst wearing sunglasses, but without them is a grenade.
Ted: Dammnnn that chick is smokin'
Dave: Oh yeah dude, totally
*girl removes sunglasses*
Ted: OMG WTF!
Dave: She's a total Shade Grenade
by NZBawss September 8, 2011
mugGet the Shade Grenade mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email