Goober

The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.

You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.

*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"

Guy2"That's her boy bestie."

Guy"What a fucking Goober."

by CheekyBoi1298 June 3, 2022

Goober

The bonneville varsity baseball team especially #6

Bro your such a goober!

by Akronmommy23 March 30, 2022

Goober

A word used to describe a lame or a L person

The person who denied this last time is a GOOBER

by YRGkami January 21, 2021

Goober

Balls or as doctors call them, testicles.

Ima get your goobers, boy!

by Goobers McMasterson February 23, 2021

goofy goober tower

built by people who like to be humans,

man1: "Wow that's a cool goofy goober tower,"

by Yeet is your master now March 24, 2021

Goofy Goober

A goofy.a goofy goober is a person named kwantae .specifically in baltimore maryland

wowwww he’s a kwantae (aka a goofy goober)

by Kwan May 14, 2021

Goober

A describing word for someone who is dumb, or a goof.

Reece your late to class you goober.

by Sour Hayden May 25, 2021