GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

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Never gonna yeet u up

Never gonna give u up+yeet= this word
U just say trick or yet and I f they say yeet u say "NEVER GONNA YEET U UP
If trick say "NEVER GONNA TRICK YOU UP"

Sans:Trick or yeet
Some guy: Yeet?
Sans: NEVER GONNA YEET U UP
That guy: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *gone*

by TheTrollFaceDude January 17, 2021

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im gonna frog

this applies to when you’re sucking a cock and the person cums and the cum goes deep down your throat and you start retching

oh god i think im gonna frog

by sn41lz February 3, 2021

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“ur actually gonna piss me off”

when u try to hit bro nic and he said “no” so u gotta hit em wit the

“ur actually gonna piss me off” 🥸

me: “ur actually gonna piss me off”
bro: “YoUr ACutALly GoNNa PiSs mE OfF”

me: “ok bro”

by magnusdelta66 March 9, 2024

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I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 28, 2022

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