omg you’re gonna hate me

something a girl says to you when she doesn’t wanna hang out with you later anymore

You: “ I’m excited to hang with u tn”
Her: “omg you’re gonna hate me for this…”

by thegreatnoticer October 15, 2025

Gonna finna

Alluding to a future action in which one performs with a predetermined goal.

Are you gonna finna head to the shops?

by XLS October 28, 2025

I'm gonna put my teeth in now

When you have said something so amazing or definitive that there are no further words required (i.e., a true "mic drop" moment), you look at the other party and say "I'm gonna put my teeth in now". Other variations "Let me put my teeth in" or "I'm funna put my teeth in." Origin: 91 year old named Glory gives interview to CNN reporter saying why she is voting for Mamdani in the New York mayoral election and at end of the interview she says "I'm gonna put my teeth in now" and walks away like a boss. Clip has over 6 million views on TikTok.

You have just won an argument with a final conclusive statement and you look the other person in the eyes and say "I'm gonna put my teeth in now". As you say it, you pantomime putting a set of false teeth in your mouth and then quickly walk away with authority.

by newyorkunc November 5, 2025

you want the earth your gonna get the rain

when someone orders a pie of pizza with a lot of vegetables and the pie comes out watery

amanda “this pizza is so watery”

jalina “you want the earth your gonna get the rain”

by princessvodka December 7, 2025

Gonna fuck the universe

Gonna fuck it up

Gonna fuck it left

Gonna fuck it right

Gonna fuck it down

Gonna fuck the universe

Gonna fuck it all around

Gonna fuck it up

Gonna fuck it left

Gonna fuck it right

Gonna fuck it down

Gonna fuck the universe

Baby let’s fuck all night

by Bad C dev December 22, 2025

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

I'm gonna' touch you

This phrase is used in many ways and the meaning depends on the context, it could be approvation(1), decline(2), threat(3), or just having no other words to express yourself(4).

Its usually used close friends but its also frequent in between ppl who just met and seem to match vibes

(1)
Greta: yo we going out tmrw?
lydia: OMG I'M GONNA' TOUCH YOUUU

(2)
Max: Can we share the chips
Ava: I'm gonna' touch you
Max: awh

(3)
Via:whats wrong with you and Leo
Anne: Hes mad at me because I stole his bike
Leo: Anne I'm gonna' touch you
Via: You're done Anne

(4)
Caroline: So I was gonna go out with Josh, he is so hot
Nix: I'm gonna' touch you
Caroline: you are mean

by Corra_bro January 31, 2025