mud frog

A mud frog is a synonym for poop or shit. It's most commonly used as a euphemism for a deuce about to plop out.

Oh no Joe! The infamous mud frog is rearing its ugly head!

by SteamyGertrude February 1, 2018

Frozen Frog

A French Canadian. (also referred to as Franco-Canadians or Canadiens; French: Canadien(ne)s français(es)) are an ethnic group who trace their ancestry to French colonists who settled in Canada from the late 16th century onward.

"I had to pass a Frozen Frog on the interstate today. They must not know how to read the speed limit in the English Imperial System."

by John Cicero July 21, 2019

Doing Frog

Getting on the ground and holding your breath until you change color. While doing this your mind goes to an alternative state where you can turn all grass to beef jerky. The you eat the grass, then you die.

I tried doing frog for the first time last night. I died.

by Monarchwaterdog October 31, 2014

frog juice

a drink that has khaos monster in it and a cheap vodka like karkov or phillips

mannn let's get fucked up on some frog juice!!!

by frog juice mane May 17, 2009

frog snax

The polite canadian way of saying "fuck sakes"

I just blew out a tire, frog snax!!!

by crazytrucker March 14, 2015

frog in a blender

Having intense, unproductive repetitive / obsessive thoughts.

John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."

Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"

by mynameismark September 1, 2005

Steam Frog

To cum unexpectedly onto someone's face. Generally done in a public place where the cummer has to jump to accurately hit the face.

The japanese enjoy steam frogging their women.

by Quitus April 3, 2009