1. When living with multiple roommates in an apartment or house with one bathroom for everyone and all of the roommates have eaten fast-food. A shart-storm is the moment 20 minutes after food consumption when all occupants rush to the bathroom to take a shit and/or pee out their butt-holes.
2. Any hectic situation involving shitting.
2. Any hectic situation involving shitting.
1. Croix: This Taco Bell is really good.
Cranston: Yeah it's too bad that all four of us are eating it, this place is gonna be a category 4 "Shart- Storm" in about 20 minutes.
Croix: I hear that, I already feel as though I might pee out of my butt.
Cranston: Yeah it's too bad that all four of us are eating it, this place is gonna be a category 4 "Shart- Storm" in about 20 minutes.
Croix: I hear that, I already feel as though I might pee out of my butt.
by St.Croix4Life February 10, 2010
To succeed, overcome, or conquer any given task in life such as a test, a plane landing, or shooting a Somali pirate in the head. Also can be used when winning the lottery or getting a job.
by snack22 June 04, 2009
A pussyshart is a disgusting, more violent version of a common "pussyfart" experienced only by the most sick members of society. A pussyshart is an expulsion of trapped air and shit from within a woman's poonani flaps. "How the fuck did the shit get in there?!" you may be asking yourself, please see - space docking.
"Yo, how much to let that hot girl over there pussy shart in your mouth?"
"Shiiit, you're fucked up man, that's just sick..." *runs away crying*
"Shiiit, you're fucked up man, that's just sick..." *runs away crying*
by CheeseyDickFart May 11, 2009
one who washes or rinses their throat or mouth with a "shart" that is kept in motion by a steady stream of air from the lungs to the mouth.
by thefuckingman1234 July 22, 2009
To release exclusive music to the internet and blogging community before anyone else has even heard of the track existing
by King Jafee February 29, 2008
A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 19, 2010
"We were going to deploy to Production at 4 o'clock, but the developers had a massive Brain Shart and the clean up is going to take hours."
by Rainbow Mamba July 12, 2017