Bi Cereal

A person who pours milk in the bowl before the cereal.

A person who gives people anxiety based on the order of which they make their cereal bowl.

"Nothing better than the milk in the bowl before the cereal. I guess I'm bi cereal."

Bro you must be bi cereal because that's not how you eat cereal.

by Anastacia Beaverhousin710 October 9, 2020

The Five Cereals

When you give someone a titty twister and have them name 5 name-brand cereals before you let go. Every time they name an off-brand cereal, you twist 45 degrees and they have to start over.

Friend 1: I gave Eric the five cereals today for acting like an idiot.

Friend 2: ouch. He probably deserved it though.

by NutBuster6669 December 2, 2020

Cereal entrepreneur

A person who is obsessed with a wide range breakfast cereals and is able to acquire all of the nutrition he/she needs from them.

Mikey was a legendary cereal entrepreneur. He ate a whole panoply of products including Life, Grape Nuts and Meuseli.

by Tomthall December 4, 2022

Cereal killer

One who eats all their friend's cereral at his/her friends house and eats all the cereral at at Walmart without waiting to pay for it.

Person 1: Would you like a snack?
Cereal Killer: do you have cereal?
Person 1: yes...
Cereal Killer: (runs away)
(Comes back with all the cereral his/her friends have and eats it in under 5 minutes)

by MircroToasterWave May 29, 2019

Cereal

An emphatic affirmation

Man,I'm cereal about going to the concert

by Savoirefaire62 December 8, 2023

Wax Eye Cereal Killers

WAX EYE released several parody trading card series. CEREAL KILLERS Series 1, and Series 2 parodies popular cereal brands mixing with iconic horror films.

Wax Eye Cereal Killers is great.

by SPrice1980 April 25, 2022

roll cereal

The act of getting high on Ketamine, or "Special K"

"Turtle and I want to roll cereal at Burning Man . It will make the trip."

by MsBitchhands December 13, 2017