foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony February 2, 2019

foot pudding

the mud that is formed when sweat mixes with dust inside your vibram five fingers, or other toe shoes.

"dude, i LOVE running in my new vibram five finger shoes."
"you won't love them as much once they start to fill with foot pudding."

by sparkieadams December 18, 2012

mummy foot

When a female specimen maintains upon her heel, a cruddy dusty mess. The decrepit white-bound masterpiece of open sores, crevasses, and skin dust, masks the classy heel which it inhabits.

Bobby's momma looking good, look at em legs?

Yeah them are some fine looking legs. She got the ol white crown on her feet. Dems mummy foot.

Oh yeah them are some nice heels.

See also: glacier feet, cheese grater foot

by marvin woodhead February 23, 2011

crook of the foot

The crook of your foot is the inside part where your foot slopes from your leg.

I had a hard time sliding a pair of skinny pants over the life sized mannequins crook of the foot.

by Dark_Brotherhood August 2, 2018

Biscuit foot

A penguin footed, clumsy, sloppy, rude and sarcastic person.

Girl1- ugh! That bitch was rude.
Girl2- yeah and she walks funny.
Girl1- biscuit footed bitch.

by LinkMaximus October 9, 2014

footing off

masterbation with the feet

dude i walked in on billy footing off yesterday

by footinoff September 15, 2009

Foot Corona

When you've managed to tan your legs but your feet are still lily white, and when you wear shoes you get that white line round your socks showing the difference.

I put on my socks and I had total foot corona, had to fake tan my feet

by Miss Igaboo August 11, 2009