mummy foot

When a female specimen maintains upon her heel, a cruddy dusty mess. The decrepit white-bound masterpiece of open sores, crevasses, and skin dust, masks the classy heel which it inhabits.

Bobby's momma looking good, look at em legs?

Yeah them are some fine looking legs. She got the ol white crown on her feet. Dems mummy foot.

Oh yeah them are some nice heels.

See also: glacier feet, cheese grater foot

by marvin woodhead February 23, 2011

foot pudding

the mud that is formed when sweat mixes with dust inside your vibram five fingers, or other toe shoes.

"dude, i LOVE running in my new vibram five finger shoes."
"you won't love them as much once they start to fill with foot pudding."

by sparkieadams December 18, 2012

wookie foot

The physical act of maneuvering a females genitalia over the mandible while the recipient is asleep; female version of a "mushroom stamp": shenanigans.

"Hey Nels, did you know that Jordan wookie footed you while you were asleep last night?" said Kyle.

by Capt. B. Hardon March 20, 2014

switch-foot

when you walk up to someone and they go one way and you go the same and its hard to pass them.

"yo i just had mad switch-foot with that kid we went back and forth for the ill second"

by C-fitzizzle March 8, 2008

foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony February 2, 2019

Biscuit foot

A penguin footed, clumsy, sloppy, rude and sarcastic person.

Girl1- ugh! That bitch was rude.
Girl2- yeah and she walks funny.
Girl1- biscuit footed bitch.

by LinkMaximus October 9, 2014

Foot Corona

When you've managed to tan your legs but your feet are still lily white, and when you wear shoes you get that white line round your socks showing the difference.

I put on my socks and I had total foot corona, had to fake tan my feet

by Miss Igaboo August 11, 2009