He fucked me with a toothbrush

This is when someone gets a wet toothbrush (preferably a vibrating toothbrush) and stick it up their nasty ass coochie hole, and act like their being fucked by a daddy

HE FUCKED ME WITH A toothbrush!!!

by Coochie Police June 1, 2018

fucked up

When you drive 8 hours to see your girlfriend and she doesnt wanna drive 2 hours to pick you up

so lauren, you would rather have me not come see you than you drive to pick me up?
"ya thats right"
wow thats fucked up

by wet metal April 1, 2008

fucked a dog

Totally screwed up; performed exceptionally poorly

"You lost the Johnson account?? You fucked a dog this time!!"

by rararajaj October 23, 2003

Fucken Fucked

When something is truly and really fucked. Worse than fucked.

Commonly referred to as the "Double Fuck"

Mother fucking fuck, that shit is fucken fucked.

John : Yey I left my winning lotto ticket on the bench.
Rob : Dude I just cleaned the bench into teh fire.
John : Man you are so fucken fucked now!!

by AaronTodd July 25, 2006

jet fucked

beyond jet lagged

hey how jet lagged are you man?

dude i'm not jet lagged i'm jet FUCKED

by evo interpol October 14, 2008

fucked up like jerry's kids

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself

I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!

by batash August 4, 2008

fucked the duck

Melanie's term for fucking up to an incredible extent.

" Dude, you really fucked the duck on that one "

by lostboysisanamericanclassic May 24, 2009