Like the most sweetest/ unique girl int he game. Always makes a boy smile/want more! Dancing involving hands is super cute. Does not enjoy milk but makes up for it by being the coolest bitch on the planet. She dont put up with any shit ya heard. Her eyes are like looking into the future of the future consists of flowers and rainbows. Smile is as hypnotizing as Biggie's words. Oh yeah beyond flexible compared to the average thot. Latly has a bitchin wardrobe that is always in style.
by minty hot November 17, 2017
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Every woman's sworn confidants whose purpose is to train , protect, and help her handle the men in her life. These women can include her mother, her sisters, her dreaded girlfriends, other experienced women, and of course her gay male friends. They make sure she has her relationship shit together and that she is happy on HER terms. They are train each other in the art of deception, mind games, trickery and the manipulation of unsuspecting men. They have a strict code of silence and have "deep" conversations with her and instruct her what to do with her man situation or man trouble, how to screw him, use him, cheat him and when he aint got nothing left...how to dump him. They are skilled at rumor and damage control so she will come out of it smelling like a rose or the heartbroken "victim". They help her find a new man to fuck ...her gay friends are really good at this and seem to enjoy the quest. This group covers for her "little secret" while she's getting some dick on the side. They horde an arsenal of negative shit about each other's man -then spoon feed her every drop of it when she's angry at him. After a new date, she calls this group of confidants and tells them everything. They ask about his money situation to determine if he is Fuck worthy, useable, and easily manipulated. With their assistance she plans every tiny detail -she will have plan W, X, Y, and Z ready the new man, while he is still working on plan A or B.
If Jenny informs her Female Mafia about John's recent bankruptcy, they will put a verbal hit out on him, brand him a LOSER, and sabatoge their marraige.
by John Freeson April 23, 2006
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by Buttons February 15, 2005
Get the Female Lapper mug.The process by which a female member of the species homo sapiens transfers responsibility for her actions to an unrelated party. Curiously, this seems to affect others of the species into believing that the newly-blamed individual is truly at fault and that the blamer is in fact the victim.
"So, after she drove her car through the Denny's, punched a paraplegic and shat in the coffee maker, she said it was her husband's fault because he's been ignoring her?"
"Yep. And they didn't press charges."
"Female blame shifting. It's a powerful thing."
"Yep. And they didn't press charges."
"Female blame shifting. It's a powerful thing."
by Saluriel July 19, 2014
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Like when a guy gets a boner, except girls get them much more often and it's not noticeable like a hard dick is.
Like when a guy gets a boner, except girls get them much more often and it's not noticeable like a hard dick is.
Guy: I was watching porn last night and it turned me on just like that. I wanna fuck you like that someday
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by Horny.hoe May 28, 2018
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